{"id":823,"date":"2009-07-08T11:31:02","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T11:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mochajuden.com\/?p=823"},"modified":"2011-07-09T10:35:16","modified_gmt":"2011-07-09T14:35:16","slug":"everything-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-noahs-ark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Noah's Ark - Ethiopian Jewish Handmande Embroidery<\/p><\/div>
\nOne: Don’t miss the boat.<\/p>\n

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.<\/p>\n

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.<\/p>\n

Four: Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.<\/p>\n

Five: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.<\/p>\n

Six: Build your future on high ground.<\/p>\n

Seven: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.<\/p>\n

Eight: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.<\/p>\n

Nine: When you’re stressed, float a while.<\/p>\n

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.<\/p>\n

Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One: Don’t miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. Four: Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Five: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[28,30],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-enlightenment","tag-embroidery","tag-ethiopian"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3597,"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/3597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mochajuden.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}